Six style tips for men without a clue
Wearing a baseball cap when there is no sun or track pants when you’re not exercising is not cool. Also, avoid leather pants and short-sleeved shirts, and lose that beard
In this age of social and cultural sensitivity, we’re not supposed to talk about other people, especially their looks. But I feel the tragic state of some men’s attire compels me to speak up. The way some of them dress, I dare say it’s a crime
against civility.
Some Cro-Magnons just have never had proper fashion or wardrobe guidance. Other guys’ dress sense is as lacking as reason is from Donald Trump’s head. As a woman about town and style expert, I feel it’s my duty and obligation to offer help and advice. I’m helping the fashion underprivileged, lending my sartorial expertise to the apparel impaired and colour uncoordinated.
Of course, if a man tries to tell me what I should wear, I’ll eviscerate him with a death stare. But if he seriously wants to look presentable, I feel it is my duty and obligation to be his Professor Higgins, tell him his rags are hideous, and transform male Eliza Doolittle to Mr GQ.