Turkmenistan: a road trip through the eccentricities of the Central Asian state
- Surreal presidential vanity projects and Soviet-era debris overlay traditional cultures of yurts, camels and animist beliefs
- Among the things banned by late leader are libraries, opera, ballet, circuses, hair dye, nail polish, gold teeth, beards and long hair

There can be few travel experiences more surreal than entering an oversized, largely deserted, marble airport built in the shape of a falcon at 3am. However, it will turn out to be a fitting introduction to Turkmenistan, a country shaped by the whims of its two post-independence leaders.
Like a stinky mutt, I’ve decided to leave the capital and tour the country with a driver. Burat meets me at my hotel the morning after my arrival, his shiny black four-wheel-drive prominent against the gleaming white of Ashgabat’s buildings.

We drive 20km north to the Tolkuchka bazaar, one of the largest markets in Central Asia. This half-covered expanse sells everything from vegetables to carpets and camels. The women shoppers, most with forbidden gold teeth clamped around forbidden gold-tipped cigarettes, are a sight to behold.