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Obese Hong Kong food writer battles back pain and temptation on India walk to shed the kilos

Mischa Moselle loses another 8cm from his waistline but struggles to recover between walks and, despite avoiding rice, fears the flour-battered deep-fried potato will be his undoing

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Mischa Moselle in Ernakulam, near Fort Cochin, India.

I’m off to the beach but forget sunbathing and swimming – I’m too busy avoiding goats.

The beach at Beypore, near Kozhikode (Calicut) is one you may have seen in photos. To one side is a majestic sweep of golden sand fringed with coconut palms, to the other lies a red and white lighthouse overlooking the Lakshadweep Sea. Next stop Africa.

Well that’s how it looks in photos. I hit the beach and see rubbish everywhere. Then there are the goats. They’re everywhere the rubbish is, busy eating.

Goats in Beypore in India.
Goats in Beypore in India.

My idea of nature appreciation is watching Shaun the Sheep but even I’m horrified at how litter-strewn the place is. So I walk along a promontory that is just about 500 metres into the sea. It’s a much nicer view with the land behind me.

This turns out to be the first day I hit my 16-kilometre target and I’m on such a high I plan to go straight to that target every day from now. The next morning I need 400mg of ibuprofen and a kind word from a friend to get moving at all – my back’s killing me and my inner thighs are chafed red raw.
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