The highest-ranking official of the Liechtenstein Princely Navy e-mailed a 'top secret' document to the South China Morning Post, discussing plans for a party.
Admiral Silvan Colani said the event 'promised to be the highlight of the social calendar', and pledged that funds would be raised for Operation Santa Claus.
Funny thing, though: landlocked Liechtenstein, a tiny European country, has no admirals or official navy.
The Liechtenstein Princely Navy is in fact a Hong Kong dragon boat team, though you wouldn't have known it by the sight of the crew on Saturday night in Lan Kwai Fong.
Gathered on an upper floor of Stormies bar and restaurant were more than a dozen men, with full naval dress and assigned ranks.
There was Lieutenant Charlie Riding, 43, of England. There was Sailor Cesar da Silva, 37, of Brazil. There was Captain Rolf Widmer, 45, of Switzerland. Those men, and the rest of their dragon boat team, stood as one - proud of their efforts, both in the water and out of it.